COME MR. TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:04:11 -0400

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:01:40 -0400

30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:23:15 -0400

30casterlyrock:

If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student.

clype: How Animals Eat Their Food

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:13:46 -0400

clype:

How Animals Eat Their Food

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:57:45 -0400

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:26:15 -0400

avengemymischief: hanksypanky: Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:53:49 -0400

avengemymischief:

hanksypanky:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

#I think I just moved up a level in blasphemy

#i’m going to hell #and laughing the whole way there

terraforce: This is the only post on this site I care about

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:23:54 -0400

terraforce:

This is the only post on this site I care about

andrewagarcia: mirellabelle: LMFAO I just might cry. 😢

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:14:41 -0400

andrewagarcia:

mirellabelle:

LMFAO

I just might cry. 😢

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Wed, 20 Mar 2013 08:30:53 -0400

tush: My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 02:35:42 -0400

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:45:05 -0400

heartless: Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:43:51 -0400

heartless:

Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?

cloysterbell: Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever. “Tired of walking in on...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:43:01 -0400

cloysterbell:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

“Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”

“Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

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Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:31:33 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:27:48 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

ciarachimera: because-yolo: sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:09:20 -0400

ciarachimera:

because-yolo:

sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP

Omfg I can’t stop laughing.

andrewgibby: if i write my heart out plant a wheat field in my chest, something rich folks are...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 02:13:54 -0400

andrewgibby:

if i write my heart out

plant a wheat field in my chest,

something rich folks are allergic to,

something little girls wearing bow-ties

can run through,

something my love

can pick and chew.

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:52:37 -0400

flaming-fagg0t: singleplaidqueer: bubonickitten: riseandwrite: calibornthisgay: My Parents Need...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 16:52:02 -0500

flaming-fagg0t:

singleplaidqueer:

bubonickitten:

riseandwrite:

calibornthisgay:

My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical

featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

First Song: Close My Door All The Way

Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”

Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)

Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s